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    Homosexual interpretations have been part sex the academic study of the Batman franchise at batman since psychiatrist Fredric Wertham asserted in his book Seduction of the Innocent that "Batman stories are psychologically homosexual". Wertham, as well as parodiesfansand other independent parties, have described Batman and his sidekick Robin Dick Grayson as homosexual, possibly in a relationship joles each other.

    DC Comics has never indicated Batman or any of his male allies to be gaybut several characters in the Modern Age Batman comic books sex expressly gay, lesbianor bisexual. The early Golden Age Abtman stories were dark and violent, but during the late s and the jokse s they changed to a softer, friendlier jokes more exotic style, that was batman " campy ". This style awoke contemporary and later associations with homosexual culture.

    In Seduction of the InnocentFredric Wertham claimed, "The Batman type of story may stimulate children to homosexual fantasiesof the nature of which they may jooes unconscious" and "Only someone ignorant of the fundamentals of psychiatry and of the psychopathology of sex can fail to realize jokkes subtle atmosphere of homoeroticism which pervades the adventures of the mature 'Batman' and his young friend Robin.

    Andy Medhurst wrote in his essay Batman, Deviance, and Camp that Batman is interesting to gay audiences because "he was one of the first fictional characters to be attacked on the grounds of his presumed homosexuality," " the s TV series remains a touchstone of camp ," and "[he] merits analysis as a notably successful construction of masculinity.

    Only Joel Schumacher might have had an opposing view. Since you're asking me, I'll jokes no, I don't think he is… I certainly understand the gay readings, though. Obviously as a fictional character he's intended to be heterosexual, but the jokes of the whole concept is utterly gay.

    James Berardinelli wrote: "Fetishists will probably love Batman sex Robin. There are rubber nipples, crotch and butt shots as the dynamic duo and later Batgirl suit up". The bodies of the suits come from ancient Greek statueswhich display perfect bodies.

    They are anatomically correct. Chris O'Donnellwho portrayed Robin, felt "it wasn't so batman the nipples that bothered me. It was the codpiece. The press obviously played it up and made it a big deal, especially with Joel directing. I didn't think twice about the controversy, but going back and looking and seeing some of the pictures, it was very unusual. George Clooney joked, "Joel Schumacher told me we never made another Batman film because Batman was gay.

    I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay. That book. With the headlights and the eyeball-gouging?

    I had to write a paper on jokes in college. Got a B sex. Homosexual interpretations of Batman and Robin have attracted even more attention during the Modern Age of Comic Booksas sexual and LGBT themes became more common and accepted in mainstream comics. Lupoff and Ellison struck a homoerotic pose for the cameras. Writer Warren Ellis addressed the issue of Batman's sexuality obliquely in his comic book The Authority from Image Comics where he portrayed the character of the Midnightera clear Batman pastiche, as openly gay and engaged in a long term relationship with the Superman analogue Jojes.

    Another notable example occurred inwhen DC Comics refused to allow permission for the reprinting of four panels from Batman 79, 92, and natman illustrate Christopher York's paper All in the Family: Homophobia and Batman Comics in the s. The idea of the batman Batman has also been revitalized aroundas a montage of panels from "The Joker's Comedy of Errors" in Batman 66, issued inbegan to circulate as a joke.

    The episode used the word "boner" several times; in the original comic, it meant "blunder," but in present-day vernacular the jokes is primarily the slang term for an erection. Another incident happened in the summer ofjokes painter Mark Chamberlain displayed a number of watercolors depicting both Batman and Robin in suggestive and sexually explicit poses.

    Will Brooker batman in Batman Unmasked: Analyzing a Cultural Icon, [21] that a queer reading of Batman is a valid interpretation, and that homosexual readers would naturally find themselves drawn to the lifestyle depicted within, whether the character of Bruce Wayne himself is explicitly homosexual or not.

    He also identifies a homophobic element to the vigour with which mainstream fandom rejects the possibility of a homosexual reading of the character. Writing for The Guardian, Brooker expanded on this theme, stating that Batman:.

    Batman has been a ridiculous boy-scout, a fearsome vigilante, a protective father, a loner, a clown. Batman is a myth and a mosaic, an icon who catches the light at different angles at different times, and takes multiple forms. But gayness — from high camp to intense homoeroticism — is an important aspect of that icon The constant need to insist on Batman's batman always, unwittingly, reminds us of the campy incarnations as it tries to repress them; and the harder the push towards "darkness," the more the "rainbow Batman" sneaks through the gaps.

    Several characters, mostly women, have been portrayed as lesbian or bisexual in the recent history of the franchise. Greg Rucka said that DC's editors had no problem with his writing Montoya or Batwoman as lesbian, but the media controversy over Batwoman's sexuality "nullified aex positive effect Batwoman might have had on the industry" and forced the character into minor roles during major crossover storylines.

    Ironically, the original Batwoman, Katherine Kane, was created in the s, along with original Bat-girl Bette Kaneas a romantic interest jokes Batman and Bat-girl as such for Robinto deter the notion that Batman and Robin were both gay and in a relationship.

    Additionally, the Batwoman characters, sharing a last name, have been written to be related. InSelina Kyle of the New 52 was confirmed to be bisexual in Catwoman issue 39, written by Genevieve Valentinein sex she kissed her replacement as Jokes, Eiko. Harley Quinn has been described as bisexual, [29] and has been in a relationship with The Jokerand, more recently, in a non-monogamous relationship with Poison Ivy. Batman's Golden Age villain-turned-antihero Catman was later jokes to be bisexual by writer Gail Simone.

    Batman's sidekick Bluebird Harper Row is also a bisexual woman. Other characters have been batman as bisexual in Batman media adaptations. Gotham 's Barbara Kean and Tabitha Galavan are also confirmed to be bisexual.

    Gay male characters in Batman comics include Harper Row 's brother Cullen [39] and sex superhero Midnighter. Batmwn originated as an alternative universe analogue of Batman in comics published by WildStormbut became part of the mainstream DC Jkoes in September batman a result of The New The television series Gotham depicts The Penguin Oswald Cobblepot as a gay or bisexual man, a departure from depictions of the character in other media.

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    r/Jokes: The funniest sub on reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Holy sex joke Batman! level 2. emacsauce. Homosexual interpretations have been part of the academic study of the Batman franchise at ultimately he's not gay because he has no sex life". "The Joker's Comedy of Errors" in Batman #66, issued in , began to circulate as a joke.

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